what is a woman/girl/cewe/perempuan/wanita?

This is not the first time I talked about it...

During my weekly car washing duty my mind keep returned to the same subject.
"What is the definition of a woman?"
"How can you tell one woman isn't woman enough?"

Had lunch with C, B, and E last Saturday.
We talked about C's wedding (btw, 12 more days my friend). It lead to the wedding gown, the hair and make up.
Then ngomongin soal gimana C will look like in the wedding dress. Oke ato engga, bakalan perempuan banget ato engga....ya e laaaahhh...GERAH ajee!
trus soal rambut lah....rambut pendek mau diapainnn??mo married kok rambut pendek!yeh!!suka2 the bride to be dong...dia mo botak kek, mo pitakan kek, mo gondrong kaya kuntilanak kek...ya terserah loooooohhh!!!

Trus tadi siang...gua jadi mikiiiirr....selama gua sikat ban boil otak gua muter muter muterrr....
"apa sih definisi cewe itu?"

kalo dipikir2 lagi....kita punya 2 boobies (lengkap dengan 2 nipples), 1 vagina, 1 uterus...then what's so not women enough about us??

apa cewe2 kaya kita itu bukan cewe karena:
- kita punya rambut pendek
- suka pake spatu kets (and FYI itu bukan spatu bola!!!)
those things above called personal style perference.....

As for me, ke-'cewe'-an itu adanya dari dalem hati, dari dalemmm....bukan dari physical appearance doang....
and biasanya kalo cewe or whoever yang denger gua ngomong gitu pasti cuma ketawa2 aja...mungkin mikir im talking bullsh*t....but im not!

I'm not typical chick...with long hair, yang ngomong pelan2, jaim, kalo ketawa pelan2 sambil tutup mulut...bah...soooo NOT me!!!ga banget!!
I love me....ye bo ye......

HIDUP NOT TIPICAL CHICK!!